The Winter Project: Perfecting the art of procrastination since 1978

Twitter Updates for 2012-01-24

Forget Siri, get Evi. Out for Android too. http://t.co/6LmaXElY #
This is genius. Pure and simple genius http://t.co/VwQdS940 Thanks @sadmania #
@sadmania I do hope you're wearing a fecking helmet today! #
Sending @FourKicksRodeo a tweet 'cause he wants one. He's also looking decidedly like Limahl this morning for any Kajagoogoo fans out there. #
@FunkBunk Hey stranger, when we gonna get those beers and ideas into action. #
Jesus was the 1st tweeter, only 12 followers but they RTd the hell out of every word, until Judas reported him for spam. Via @darren_carter #

Posted Jan 24, 2012 at 10:59 pm.
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Twitter Updates for 2012-01-23

@darren_carter Too many. Seemingly more and more organised too. #

Posted Jan 23, 2012 at 10:59 pm.
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Twitter Updates for 2012-01-22

And I'm sorry to @nostepfordwife for being late home and ruining her plans to start training this morning. Love you. <3 #
A big prop to @StuBobbyflash for confronting and defeating his demon this morning. #
Now to get ready to hit the trails. After the #LeftOverChristmasBoozePoker last night I'm really not comfortable how this will turn out. #
Why does my ribs hurt this morning? #
Thanks to @balloffuzz @StuBobbyflash @int_monologue for the fun times last night across the communication networks. #
@balloffuzz @nostepfordwife extra points if you're dressed as a character from a show that involved the great Brian Cant #80sfancydresspoker #

Posted Jan 22, 2012 at 10:59 pm.
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Twitter Updates for 2012-01-21

@int_monologue but did you take it as an option? #
@balloffuzz @nostepfordwife would I got through the door? If so, let's do this. #
@balloffuzz @nostepfordwife if its any consolation the last time I went to a fancy dress I was a Rubics Cube. #awkward #
@balloffuzz @nostepfordwife Holy crap BlackJack, yeah that's what I'm talking about… I think. #
@balloffuzz @nostepfordwife Fold. #
@balloffuzz I raise your goldschlager with 2 Muscat #leftoverchristmasboozepoker #
@balloffuzz Fosters on the rocks. Now were talking baby. Classy. #
@int_monologue eh? What did I get then? Need to look at my degree certificate then. Could have sworn I got a B.A. in Cocking About. #
@balloffuzz that is of course if you like vodka martinis with Stella chasers. #
@balloffuzz Don't tempt me. Sod it, let's have an impromtu #leftoverchristmasbooze party. #
@int_monologue Certainly. Time well spent in my book. #
@FourKicksRodeo oops. Soz. #
@int_monologue how could I ever forget the time and commitment we put into that. #AllIDidAtUniversityWasCockAbout #
Hairy Thursday. Seriously. For fucks sake. That doesn't even deserve an acronym. #millionpounddrop #
@int_monologue probably one of the highlights of my university experience. Pure gold. #
@int_monologue of course. We laughed so much you threw up then you & Pete refused to go the next day with me to pursade we wernt pyromaniacs #
Only bottle of red left is mulled. Okay folks, here goes nothing. Next stop, white. #leftoverchristmasbooze #
@FourKicksRodeo sleep, sleep, your eyes are getting heavy, sleep, sleep… #
@arobertwebb @int_monologue once safely set fire to napkin in an ashtray and I put it out with my thumb. Still escorted from said premises. #
So it seems @StuBobbyflash is hitting the booze tonight too. Perhaps I won't be the only one struggling around Woburn in the morning. #
Ate my weight in bread and butter pudding last night. Is it wrong that I have the craving for more. #
On the wine with @nostepfordwife alls good until tomorrow morning when I'm supposed to be on the bikes with @StuBobbyflash @TastyBev #
@FourKicksRodeo still scratching. Can't quite remove that last gentleman's raisin. Bike ready. Just pop round 600 notes in a brown bag. #
@meteoracle flapjack score out of 10? If its less than 7 I don't want to know about it. #
Although I've been up for a few hours it's still great to remind yourself "Crap! I woke up" just incase like. You never know. #
The boy is more glued to the Mac than me on a Saturday morning. http://t.co/uQu4ctkP #
New Sublime bars. Interesting to see how different they will be from my higher, narrower Easton ea70. http://t.co/WEehhixO #
@FourKicksRodeo I take it your doing the usual sitting-in-pants-fiddling-with-ipad Saturday. #
New bars are on, new pads are in. Looking forward to hitting Woburn trails tomorrows with @StuBobbyflash #
@frazerwaller I really like that. Have a good one fella. #
Is I too early to start fettling with the bike or should I have some breakfast first? #

Posted Jan 21, 2012 at 10:59 pm.
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Twitter Updates for 2012-01-20

Finally got round to watching the @JohnBishop100 dvd I was given at Xmas. Unsuprisingly not shoddy. He just kills me. #

Posted Jan 20, 2012 at 10:59 pm.
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Twitter Updates for 2012-01-18

@frazerwaller Sweet. Send us a photo in your bestest iphoneographical way. #
Dear @howies I would gladly buy everything you make but why do you always choose the time to tempt me with offers when I'm poor. Thanks, Rob #
#wikipediablackout If the home-working kids read what they were cutting and pasting from wiki, they might actually notice the homepage. #
Wiki on blackout. Stop whining kids. Here's an idea for free. Go to a library and look in one of those things called a book. #

Posted Jan 18, 2012 at 10:59 pm.
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Twitter Updates for 2012-01-17

@int_monologue I can see there's good reason for that. I never trust clowns. #
@int_monologue black holes and dark matter have gravity to enable us to see them effect other celestial bodies. God causes war. #
@int_monologue It's all about gravity.You can't see it but you know it's there and confident that when you jump you won't float off. #
@int_monologue A black hole is like when you pull the plug on a bath and the water is drawn away. Simple. #
@int_monologue Dark Matter is purely something we can't see between the stuff we can see. #
@int_monologue No. You can study their existence by their effect on other elements around them. There is no evidence of God. #
@int_monologue I can give you answers. Possibly. #
Two for Tuesday and a Stella or two. Yup, the diet is coming along nicely. #
So, who else is fascinated by the moon, starts and all that shit? #bbcstargazing #thingsyouhearintheoffice #

Posted Jan 17, 2012 at 10:59 pm.
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Twitter Updates for 2012-01-15

Holy crap. Pretty much the last dozen tweets in my feed are from folk missing or lost something. Is it swap night? Own up! #
Putting shelves up in a kitchen for nothing remotely culinary is the same as putting a toilet roll holder in your lounge. #

Posted Jan 15, 2012 at 10:59 pm.
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Twitter Updates for 2012-01-14

@frazerwaller what up bro? Looks like you've had a busy few days. Need to hook up soon. #
@ukbikeskills oh noice! Lyriks, 36s or other? #
Zhu zhu pets. Seriously I can imagine the creator of the damn toy to be equally as irritating. At least they keep the kids happy. #
Good grief. @nostepfordwife has broken her 5 month Twitter silence. #
At least a she had a proper go at it. Went off in an ambulance with blues. Need to get some sleep. Somehow, from somewhere. #
Another weekend, another poorly child. Right now @nostepfordwife is sat down the hospital with Dove. Asthma attack or severe croup. #
"@TheJealousSound: Check it out!! Another new song from the new record to hear NOW! http://t.co/nGAKkpzB" #

Posted Jan 14, 2012 at 10:59 pm.
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Twitter Updates for 2012-01-13

@cliveforth @frazerwaller Check out da lens on dat. It's propa massiv. #

Posted Jan 13, 2012 at 10:59 pm.
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Twitter Updates for 2012-01-12

So looking forward to A Gentle Reminder by @theJealousSound – Your Eyes Were Shining by The Jealous Sound #soundcloud http://t.co/8etOHA1b #
The guys at @thinkbda are pretty awesome. this is pretty awesome -> @TheBMA pensiontension.co.uk #
Yes, yes, yes and indeed yes. @TheJealousSound new album is available for pre-order. I've waited so long. #

Posted Jan 12, 2012 at 10:59 pm.
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Twitter Updates for 2012-01-11

@rachaelfurn @sadmania Don't worry, it's the hair I need to be careful of. #
RE. roundhousing cupboard doors tweet. As @sadmania is so close to buying a mac I might roundhouse his face for the final push #buyamacadam #
So it appears @sadmania still hasn't brought a MacBook Pro. With all this pressure, surely he's gonna break soon RT #buyamacadam #

Posted Jan 11, 2012 at 10:59 pm.
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